![old Mercedes-Benz](https://stayvigilant.net/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/benz-challenge-1024x1024.jpg)
I’ve got my eye on my neighbor’s car. It never moves from that spot, at least I’ve never seen it move.
Every time I drive by it I think about kicking the shit out of it because I grew up in the ’80s and ’90s and this image is permanently stuck in my head:
![](https://stayvigilant.net/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/street-fighter-II-destroy-car-1024x683.gif)